ajorge [he/him]

lmao this aussie loser is paying for twitter

what the fuck

disengage

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you are the most patronizing, online poster

lmao

no, those were two thoughts. his book sucks shit and is wildly incoherent bullshit

he also saves his cum and freezes it

you should read his book

he saves his cum in tupperware and freezes it

least attractive human possible

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ran out of toilet paper in the company bathroom today

imagine dragons fans are passive. they just listen to the music and care about how it makes em feel

tool fans are far from passive. they need to tell you why tool is good and maynard is a genius. how danny is the best drummer playing the most complex beats ever. this makes them annoying.

i should know, i am a tool fan

i once went to a show that maynard did as puscifer. they had some little people wrestling in a lucha libre style which was really neat and some great performances all around. It was at a seated venue in an orchestra hall.

in between the show and the encore i texted my friends to say i’d meet them at the street corner to pick them up post-show. a guy behind me threatened to beat my head in and got belligerent because i had my phone out momentarily. guy got thrown out after he started pushing me, otherwise unprovoked

shithead was wearing a tool shirt. tool fans suck ass. i like the music though

infinite jest

no it’s the democratic centrastic of russia who took over after the queen died

i was recently in quebec and i for one believe all of canada should be french. non-french canada sucks shit

mr trudeau, i support your master plan

as the kids say, “go touch grass” ya loser

pizza tower is too expensive

bags of chips that are really loud when they crinkle so everyone on the plane goes further into madness

i wish nothing but terrible things to bill maher and hope he eats shit sooner rather than later

both. blame wales bonner

jokes on you, sambas have been the hyped sneaker of the moment