100 million dead zionoids
Please don’t ask people to not shit on your floor when entering your apartment. It’s rude.
When you invite people into your home, you need to let go. You can’t be like, “You can’t piss there” and “You have to stop shitting everywhere” and “If you jerk off in my living room, you are in trouble.” Hosting is letting your guests enjoy themselves.
idk, I don’t have anything specific. he was just always around for the past decade. Every morning he would lie on the cold tiles of my bathroom when I woke up and now he isnt. shit sucks
not a big fan of pets dying tbh 
what if instead of perfidious albion it was amphibious albion and got swallowed up by the ocean
delenda est
dudes rock
bump, sent you some
there’s no way this shit exists outside of reddit
crumble into dust already
blud is NOT part of the imperial core 😭🙏🙏
I hate you
Bigfoot would go silly on my beautiful body
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not while looking in the mirror, just my normal pov so idk if it counts
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least evil angloid