Because.

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

The problem is that the “thing” is either:

• never have I ever done this <thing> or
• <never have I ever done this thing>

That’s what OP is saying. The wording could be clearer.

Essentially, if you can relate to what the comment says, then downvote.

Never have I ever heard “I’m proud of you” from my Dad :'(

First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

You’re not making the point you think you are.

I understand the implications of both.

I don’t truly call Australian Aboriginals “Australians”, I was being facetious.

Also, I call them “Native Americans”.

That’s what I said ;)

Technically, Australian’s aren’t colonisers; they’re victims of British colonisation.

Same

Had this explained once, I might miss a detail, but it’s like this:

The only way not to drain your battery is to program in selective key words.

“But then its always listening” yes, but also, no.

Imagine someone speaking into a microphone, and seeing their voice bounce around on a oscilloscope.

This compresses the audio a LOT, and makes it very difficult to discern the differences between words.

But if you were trained to notice the pattern for a specific word, like “Siri”, then you could ignore all the other shapes, conserving your battery.

Hey, what the fuck.

This was my profile picture before you posted it.

Ah… 2019… The year of the distortion memes.

You see, it’s funnier because the letters are being silly.

Like a violin

Lol

Wait till you hear Gilbert Gottfried’s version.

“SO A DUCK WALKS INTO A TALENT AGENCY…”

Your mom is so fetch

Also the code names are adopted from LineageOS

One notable bug I’ve had was being unable to install a specific bundled APK, though I think that’s my fault for not using current vendor firmware.

Hypatia is a virus scanning app but can be installed on other android devices.

Mull is their internet browser, works well even with aggressive privacy settings.

The ROM is heavily modified, and mostly uses the fossify brand apps (formerly Simply).

Divest serves a very specific purpose. It’s not designed to be rooted.

Hope this helps.

Yeah, I’d fuck it, if I wasn’t already fuckin’ it.

(I daily drive Divest)