Capt’n Pugwash and Seaman Stains will both be out of jobs.

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a “C” motion, to launch a fireball.

Ohh you evil fucker

That’s my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!

You’re living up to your user name.

“Uhhhh we seem to have lost his file…”

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Do you have candles burning on it?

We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

“Bit more on this side, grandad!”

We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Sparrows. China killed them all then freaked when locust are all the crops. Millions died from famine. They had to import and reintroduce sparrows.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign

Aren’t left handed threads used when there is torque or rotation that would cause nuts on right handed threads to loosen?

And vulture hedge funds.

Read up on the shit people like Eric Hermann has done buying up debt from distressed countries, then siphoning off their aid money to cover those debts. Zero humanity.

This. They were the first thing I thought of when thinking of useless.

I have ad-blockers to filter out crap. Now I need influence-blockers.

Wait: you’re telling me me the nazi’s from 100 years ago, adopted the story of Alantis that is centuries older than them, to reinforce belief in their ideology?

What did they do to Galileo?

Just thinking; maybe if people stop trying to get rid of political target and instead started target billionaires, then maybe, just maybe, the world would be a better place for everyone.

Just thinking.

I don’t bite them, but use clippers to cut them down to quick. Am kind of obsessive on doing this. Working as an engineer I hate the sight of oil/grease/muck under nails, so they gotta go.

Can I quit? Call it a work in progress.

Ooooh yeah!

Not condoning it, but being CEO and not turning up for work seems to work for fElon Musk.