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5 months agoThat thing is cool AF.
That thing is cool AF.
We paid for cable and streaming services too. They’ll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.
The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I’m not sure why I joke about that, I’m sure it’s already a thing.