It’s not an insertable toy, it’s just a novelty vibrator.

Nah, binface seems pretty well grounded.

Nono, see this was totally normal procedure. It was just a wild accident that the kid was sealed inside completely inverted. Not their fault. Clearly. For some reason. If they’d left him the right way round, he might have set off the alarm?

I thought this was a bit absurd until I looked up what a “bivy” is, as I’d been assuming it was just a tent.

Yeah, not hard to see how a kid could suffocate by getting turned around in what is basically a watertight sack with two sticks added. Wtf? who puts kids, let alone kids with anxiety, into one of those things unattended? holy shit.

People are already testing ways around this, when will they just give up?

Eight comment in and twelve hours later and I finally realize this is vcj and not c/vegan.

fuck.

(check their username they’re a troll, but you raise some very good points.)

Yeah. Undo the stigma brought down on vegetarian food by the slimy scourge called tofurkey

I’m saying you’re bad at this because you keep taking the bait. Don’t lock in so hard on the one approach, it blinds you to what the other commenter is doing.

(Debian > Arch)

You really aren’t very good at this.

They’re right about the breeding, at least. Nature isn’t kind and life is brutal. Makes it all the more important for us to be kind, since others won’t find kindness anywhere else.

It’s harm reduction, which is never popular. Reducing the suffering in the world is a good cause, even if you don’t ascribe to animal autonomy or full rights or whatever you want to call it. You won’t make many friends, sadly, but it’s a much better philosophy than many.

Pool’s closed due to… cat blood? Seriously, this is the kind of trolling I’d try when I was 12. Up your game or shoo, this is just embarrassing.

It’s been a trend at several college campuses as well, where no meat is served on a given day. Progress, at the very least…?

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I bought my mother one of these for mothers day, since then she has been hiding it all over the house so moopsy can jump out at him when he least expects it. It’s very cute.

… Are you okay? My point there was that we’ve also done it to dogs for hundreds of years, not that it’s justifiable. The argument is made poorly, it’s not a bad argument in of itself for that reason. I disagree with the premise and think op may need therapy if they genuinely believe what they’re saying, but the dog breeding thing is just about how dumb the title is.

I imagine it’s about artificial insemination, but they’re spectacularly out of touch with reality if they don’t understand the difference between that and sexual abuse, or understand that AI is how dog breeding has worked for hundreds of years. Or that there is a fair amount natural breeding in the meat industry (none of it at Tyson farms or similar, ofc).

Finally, a hunting season even the vegans can join in on! I cannot wait to have a row of taxidermy amazon drones above the mantle in my man cave…

$20 million is getting spent on this. Twenty fucking million. Are you kidding me? Do you know how many kids you can feed with $20 million?? But no, lets pander to the most non-existant of conspiracy theorists by pissing away $20 million on reporting migrating seagulls and actual weather balloons. Nobody sane who believes in UFOs thinks they would report the truth whatever this bill says, and any skeptics think there’s nothing to report. Either way this is going to tell us nothing, further nothing, help nothing. Why the hell is this taking up resources???