VindictiveJudge

Pfft, you could play a dragon fairy princess in 3e. Probably at something like a +10 level adjustment.

The woman in the final panels. Aribeth de Tylmarande was a major character in the Neverwinter Nights core campaign and its second expansion. A paladin of Tyr who’s faith was tested and eventually broken after her boyfriend was executed as a scapegoat by the Neverwinter government. Could swap alignments nearly half a dozen times over the two campaigns. Pretty complicated character for a 2002 video game where the campaign was really just to show what the modding tools could do. Also had wildly impractical armor.

Ded-a-chek?

TLC, not TLC.

Gale’s mom, Tara, and Aribeth? Other than the whole death thing, this is great!

I want Villeneuve to adapt God Emperor just to have the slight possibility of McAvoy reprising his role as Leto.

Especially if they have to compete with the goats for the food.

The ‘printer of fire’ error used to be a legitimate and important concern. Ye olde printers really could light their paper on fire under certain circumstances and they would typically be huge devices in dedicated rooms rather than something right next to your system. Letting people know to check on it when specific things went wrong probably saved a few buildings from burning down with people in them.

They wanted to sell the multidimensional portal device as a shower curtain.

The Lolth thing turned out to be a misunderstanding with a Drider. The character was not high WIS or INT.

I had a character who’s backstory wasn’t too far off from that. The career changes weren’t entirely voluntary, though, and usually were because he had suddenly lost all his money and needed to go adventuring again to rebuild his wealth. By the time the campaign was set, he was close to a millennium old, borderline senile, and making some very outrageous claims about things he had supposedly done in the past, like getting into a bar fight with Selune during the Time of Troubles or having once dated Lolth.

Not really an English thing so much as a math thing that makes too much sense to not use elsewhere. For instance, in math you might have x[3 - 7{3y + (a * b)}]. I haven’t actually seen them go deeper than three sets, though, so I’m not sure what would be next.

Or he could have used brackets.

Millenial here. I genuinely like the Weezer version better. I like the heavier guitar and I’m not a huge fan of the way the synth was implemented in the original.

It’s pretty impressive when you troll so hard and so prolifically that Wikipedia gives you an article.

Try Beyond. He had basically no involvement.

It does get less hyper as it goes on, but only to a point.

I’m hoping that advances in 3D printers will make this a reality in my lifetime.

IT’S BEEN TEN MINUTES, WHERE IS THE ART?!?!?111?!?1

Like if your computer got a glitch that caused it to burn CDs that, when inserted into another computer, gave it a glitch that caused it to burn CDs that, when inserted into another computer, etc.