I always over plan things. I’ll plan encounters appropriate to level. I’ll plan NPCs. I’ll plan dungeon themes. But I won’t plan a dungeon themed encounter unless I know they’re heading into that dungeon because it’s where we ended the last session.

To put it another way: I never plan so specifically that a thing can’t be moved to another place unless I’m positive it’s coming next.

Sic meme

Use ammunition? Roll a die. 11 and over, it’s recoverable. 1-10 it’s lost/broken.

We taking bets on whether or not it was done by a rival police gang? LASD is well known for their gang activity

I’m pretty good at repairing the means of production, so not to different here

I like to tell people “wow, he never does that” even when he totally does that with everyone. It makes people happy

Cocainecoonie movie when?

a turd is the heaviest thing in the world; not even an elephant can hold one for very long