It would be Dex, but the old fart is gonna make it anyway. So I’ll save 1/6th of everyone and let an annoyed hologram fix the rest in sick bay.

Both alternating

Just change the language used to write it, if possible.

We will get public transportation from one million people city to the next in billionaire tubes. And exploited drive-app drivers will drive people around inside them, because public transportation isn’t flashy or profitable enough without the vacuum and the time savings.

We will get air purifying headphones with a hardware subscription instead.

Neat an excuse to change nothing in a fuck cars space…

“Look Ma, what are the viruses doing over there?”

“That’s for adults only Jimmy.”

Want some spaghetti boy? Its actually just one really long spaghetti, we call it proceduroni solo.

Keep all rooms safely above freezing, +10 Celsius/ +50F and only heat one room warmer. Calculate the power/fuel you would use then and compare to full central heating (it can be different for every location). Generally speaking in many countries running something that heats or cooles rooms with electricity 24/7 will make your power bill skyrocket. Damage to property caused by the cold like burst pipes and other stuff can certainly cost you any savings made and more.

Lets beam some photon torpedoes into their crew quarters.

Thats a fair assumption. I think it might’ve just taken longer, especially if the ad-supported tier was there quickly too, or even as an option from the start.

I mean the very first year or two. As I understand they were burning money anyway, but it’s too late now.

YouTube messed up by not being a paid only service first and later offering an advertisement supported free tier. That way around, they’d be celebrated.

Altering the deal eh, at least they take smaller steps.

When did the Zuck start to look like the most decent person?

Proton will be ready by then.

Even if it was free and ad-free I wouldn’t want it.

Also layoffs temporarily raise the stock price, it’s probably more costly in the long run… but who cares as long as the numbers go up for a bit and everyone gets bonuses.

That planet was clearly a particle not a wave.

This isn’t even really normal entshitification, they added videos and some music cheap Spotify knockoff to their fast delivery flat rate. Nobody asked them to.

Then they slowly raised the price, essentially locking everyone that just wanted free fast delivery into a video streaming service and kept increasing the price.

They did this to force existing subscribers into their “new” business idea of a video streaming service, when they couldn’t yet compete with the competition back then. Good news for them, their competitors are shit now.

Now they can include advertisements in it too and add more expensive advertisement free tiers. Essentially increasing the price again, but hiding it so people can’t ask for subscription fees back in Europe.

Do they really think most people have forgotten they just wanted a fast delivery flat rate? They will never offer their delivery flat rate without video and all that stuff again, only if a legislature would force them.