Knock knock knock knock knock…

What would really be cool is putting those touch lamps all the way around the pool so you can just turn on whichever one is more convenient.

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

Or at least shove a pineapple up his ass

You look like a parking lot from space. -peeps

Yeah you have to be better at knowing when people are serious or not.

One is a personal friend of mine, and he said, “If you don’t like it? You can get out!!” He’s American and also does not exist for legal reasons.

Wait until you meet the minister that is a Prime. He looks like a holy Transformer just crushing sinners. He transforms into the pope mobile.

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

Your mom is a great character.

I love shows like that, after a long day of mentally draining work. I don’t want to think, I just want to drink a beer and zone out. Even though I’m still thinking about work lol

Just wait until you get to season 107, it will really pick up!

I respect that. I think the earliest I can think of is Ninja Turtles? Or maybe Transformers. Saturday morning cartoons used to be the shit on bunny ears TV before cable. 7am bowl of cereal and flipping throughout the 14 channels used to feel like I had so much to watch lol

Aww I wish I could give you a hug

“Here ye, hear ye…Who touched the fucking thermostat?!”

Someone needs to photoshop another arm in holding a can of Slurm! Lol The coolest guy we will ever know

Shit!! Guy? I was supposed to be Gay! Oh well next time

Oh shit!! Get him!

I mean the skin color is on point except for that Gross colored arm lol

Is there a fat boy option? Genuinely asking a question. I’m 6’5" and a 300 pound linebacker. Small cars are so hard to get into. Honda fit was OK but I had to always get in but first and tilt my head all they way to make it in. The space behind me was a dead seat because a person would not be able to fit there legs. Mid size SUVs are the same, small trucks, even full size sedans are so hard to get into because of my height and they are so close to the ground. My knees always hurt after a while driving because my knees are against the dash. I got a single cab full sized truck but with the prospect of a spawn coming soon, my wife and I are looking for a different option. Thank you any input.