I would guess this is likely to get Russia to dedicate more forces to protecting their nuclear capabilities because without that Putin knows he’s fucked.

The more anti-missile and anti-air are dedicated to protecting nuclear triad infrastructure, the less is protecting other assets like HQs, supply depos, aircraft and other conventional combat systems.

I immediately thought of this

“Under the proposals it would be a criminal offence for a member of the Senedd, or a candidate for election to the Senedd, to wilfully, or with intent to mislead, make or publish a statement that is known to be false or deceptive.”

I think candidate for election would cover that.

Oh you think you can convince me to read the paper with a clever title?

But you’ve ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD: Terminally Online!

Effect: Reading the title counts as reading the content.

As is tradition

So Starmer got glittered. Nigel got his traditional milkshaking. What’s Rishi gonna get?

As is tradition.

I thought that was just the High Elves.

So does that mean regular elves have Kiwi accents?

The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn’t know we needed.

Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating “The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet” was a non-credible defense?

(Fourier taking a big drag on a doob): Everything… is just a sinewave man.

So the writer means Starmer pulled it from a fringe left unelectable mess of in-fighting (in a first-past-the-post system and Murdoch dominated press) to a left-of-centre party that’s trying to win over as many voters as possible to get a overwhelming majority in parliament.

I don’t like how centrist the current form of the labour party is, but at least there’s a chance of them listening to us once in power.

I mean if this is Google’s new Google+ moment there’s only one person we can call upon in our time of need:

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So just like the UK then? We’ve got more CCTV cameras per 100,000 people than China.

Royal Navy: U wot m8?

So just to expand upon the article author’s one possible future of it being overwhelming which he briefly glosses over, please enjoy this animated reading of one of my favourite graphic novels: Transmetropolitan

Oh for fucks sake.

Looks like Stanley finally escaped.

But how would the corporate world divide the 13 month year into quarters? Don’t you know what that’ll do to the bottom line?! Think of the poor shareholders! /s

The Royal Observatory Greenwich:

“Well, as the first to co-ordinate time we-”

The International Telecommunication Union and International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service in Unison:

“Excuse me, I think you’ll find we manage the time.”

NIST: “I don’t see your footprints up there! We’re going off my Omega Speedmaster!”