Lived in SE USA most of my life…the majority of the most ridiculous fundamentalists don’t have an inner monologue. They speak but there is nothing going on upstairs except life processes.
The way they cling to ideas from others explains why they cling so tightly…they never had one of their own.
Because of this phenomenal outlook they typically adhere to the first idea that comes around and dismiss everything else as false.
Critical thinking is not applicable to everyone.
I never bother when the dm asks for a stealth check when playing an unstealthy character.
Just go along with the idea that I’m gonna get hurt to alay the detection of my comrades…
Dm: roll a stealth check.
Me: Wtf is a stealth check? I barge into the room like a bull whos balls are bound, sword drawn, heated breath, blood boiling.
You don’t win CoC…best you can hope for is to lose less.
I read all of the speech bubbles in their appropriate voices… except the last panel…it was Robert Picardos voice with Ricardo Montalbáns inflections…
“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”
Is my morning mantra…
High Ground
Whats Left
Red N’ Blue
Spin Kick
One and Done
They are both wrong. The prophet is Paul Muad’dib Atreides…Long live Muad’dib. Bi lal kaifa!
COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.
They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…
Apparently you can’t be a fence sitter in a politically charged climate…
Anything cosmological or having to do with the quantum realm.
90% of the mainstream media oversimplifies or just plain gets things wrong for sensationalism and profits.
Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I’m the hero tonight!
One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.
Franchises are gonna franchise…
So imprinted are the memories of The Flammenwerfer Times, their descendants still have nightmares about it.
Had a manager try jargon speak on me. He heard it in meetings and thought it sounded smart.
I dispelled him of that illusion.
“Use real words boss. Save that crap for the people who like to talk a lot and tell you nothing.”
Didn’t get a raise, but he started being way more lenient. Always been a Kings Fool.
Food…I like cuisine. Requires eating out. I find a place, don’t care about the cost. Try something I’ve never had. It can get expensive.
Grandpa gave me some advice…
“Think before you speak. If you think while you’re speaking, then you’ve already failed.”
Thanks Gpa…wise words.