Dust Bowl 2: Electric Boogaloo

Just shy of the centennial anniversary too

Do love me some annoying wordplay, like the Chinese poem Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den

Call that AI Bud.

Here is the one I got my nephew and niece. They must’ve realized nostalgia folks ain’t fuckin’ with this nonsense, which is absolutely fair.

The birth rate is absolutely abysmal and the median age is nearly 50, only Monaco skews older. They barely have any youth, thats why the elderly are governing.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Actually just the art alone does the traumatizing really.

I just got the graphic novel for my ten year old niece. She likes the bunnies. I am a great uncle.

Guessing homey either doesn’t know about Elon’s dad being kind of a piece of shit too, or was just meme’ing and didn’t expect anyone to think about it that hard.

Baseball

Situational on region.

I’d rather have any other season personally. You can bundle up in autumn and winter, spring is fine generally. Summer if it gets too hot you can only take off so many clothes before you either run out, or the police get called.

The trick is to call everyone boss, then you don’t need to remember their name.

What does he think the mental process is? “Oh Spiderman 2 dropped I’m going to buy a PS5 and play that immediately”?

Nah, the process is, “Oh Spiderman 2 dropped? Oh it’s console exclusive? Guess I’ll play looks at the hundreds of unplayed games in my steam library The same 3 games I always play while I wait.”

Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.

Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”

You do know that water will just disappear in few minutes due to the type of sand there, right?

You do know I can make unlimited water in this hypothetical, right?

Before you say anything else: Knowing you live in a simulation means no longer particularly caring about long term consequences.

Big Gravity clearly paying folks to say stuff falls down so they can sell more floors.

Its fuck around time. Filling the Sahara with fresh water, Teslas Rivians for everybody, comical amounts of weed.

No philosophy books? Would think some Plato or Socrates would be a good primer that no one can take umbrage with. Diary of Anne Frank I thought was kind of a given as well.

Personally, I think more folks should read “War is a Racket”, especially considering how short it is.

Obligatory Kaiji scene

Honestly surprised they left them exclusive for multiple years. Must’ve been a hell of a deal. Can’t wait for Square to put them up full price on Steam.

Now I think the only Epic exclusive left that I give a shit about is the Tony Hawk remakes