*MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and someone tries to court martial me.

“When I was a little girl, my mouth was always landing me in trouble”. 💀

Your mother, her legs wide open.

The door would fall over.

The NCD-Star Wars crossover we all need.

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS WHISPERING? SPEAK UP, BROTHERS.

Please be fair to Elon and acknowledge that he created this quote.

Glory to you, AND YOUR GATE

Risa reference in greentext too? You guys are everywhere.

None of this was made up.

No, like Saddam Hussein.

Did you learn from other positive male role models who weren’t in your life?

The actual Tom Scott here. OP literally loves nothing more than to constantly deepthroat donkey dick.

I wish I could explain, but I also don’t want to put myself on a watchlist. The bomb name Little Boy explains enough.

Is it wrong to be an asshole to an asshole now?

I can hardly move a broom down my spiral staircase. My house is pretty spear-proof.

Hmm, today I will moderate the jailbait subreddit

^ is what I’d day if I was Spez

Porca madonna

Anon is removed.

I’m realising there’s still a lot of people on the Internet who probably have no idea what 4chan is.