Dry rape? Bro it’s a torture thing today
Dry rape? Bro it’s a torture thing today
But don’t you know condoms burst at the sight of my shlong? It has nothing to do with the fact that the sight of naked me dries up a pussy quicker than a fucking hairdryer.
that’s what she said
I wouldn’t buy an automatic bike, coz I ride bikes for fun.
The daily get-to-work shitbox? I don’t want to babysit the gearbox, just do your thing while I chill to some tunes.
Well, I guess it’s time to finally read the wheel of time.
todoist
Great minds think alike! Todoist keeps what I need to do on a daily basis, and obsidian holds the knowledge framework that sustains everything.
Also no one else being there.
Also being in my home.
Also getting to work in pants.
So I guess nothing, then 👌
There you go, that’s exactly what I was thinking. Thanks!
Or, you know, you slammed the the bit you held into the body of the phone with a satisfying “pling”.
Now get off my lawn.
The only reason you get that title, on either count, is that we decided to brexit.
(Using the word “decided” in the widest possible sense)
That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.
Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.
But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.
Come on. Be better, people.
I thought you fed on sovereignty like the rest of us?
You’re missing out, bruvva
Wait, thats is very different from what I read back in the day. I know there was a point at, I dunno, android 5 where they started doing something different with java, but my impression was that android always ran a JVM of sorts. And frankly, given how it performs even on the highest-end devices, that was really easy to believe.
I guess I need to do some research now.
Interesting, I always thought it had to do with Android’s ungodly software stack which at some point involves, of all things, fucking java.
Jay-Zed as a joke is definitely something I’ve done.
That’s not main character syndrome, that’s just sad.
They’re just following in the EU’s steps in a self-aggrandising move. Everyone knows apple won’t bother with splitting the iphone line and will go with USB-C soon.
Não se preocupem que agora o governo vai
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entrar no mercado e arrendar casas caras para sub-arrendar mais barato à população, continuando assim a entalar a classe média trabalhadora, usando-a para continuar a subsidiar décadas de política económica auto-destrutiva?
Ah.
Even my iPad keyboard (the folio from Apple) “only” cost like £180. Samsung’s going nuts.
Every single time I get naked.
It’s a chore.