If you freeze ice cream deep enough, then wrap it in pastry dough and fry it, you could probably achieve this.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams, poach some octopus in milk and use the liquid to make a custard.

I dare you.

… I don’t know if I can even think of a reason I would have thirty tabs open at any given ven time. I’ve never experienced any issues with Firefox, speaking purely from my own personal experience it performs vastly better than Chrome did when I made the switch a couple of years back. To be clear, I can’t conceive of a reason in 2023 where I would feel compelled to open Chrome, or any chromium browser outside of manufactured limitations imposed by a third party. If someone more knowledgeable on the subject has an objection to the above claims I would be happy to hear them; but at this point in time I can’t think of a good reason to use Chrome.

The Nosleep Podcast (Horror).

Welcome To Nightvale (Comedy/Horror)

Alice Isn’t Dead (Horror/Mystery/Road trip?)

Conan O’Brian Needs A Friend (Comedy)

The Three Questions With Andy Richter (Interview/Comedy. Can occasionally get kinda heavy)

WTF With Marc Maron (Interviews)

Watch Out For Fireballs (Deep Dive Discussions On Video Games)

Abject Suffering (Comedy. The Same Two Guys From W. O. F. F., but they’re looking at bad/WEIRD Games)

GM Word Of The Week (history)

Of it’s actually federated (a claim I find incredibly dubious) none of that would matter though right? Disengaging from it would be as simple as choosing not to engage with the instance(S), it would create more awareness for the Fediverse, and serve as an on boarding platform to introduce new users and increase content and interactions across the fediverse.

But this is Meta, the single most corpo mega Corp involved In social media; so I feel pretty confident there’s a MALICOUS goal in mind I’m just not considering.

One of the last :/

If you figure it out, would you kindly tell me? I have absolutely no idea.

This seems way too unlikely to happen, but r/askhistorians. It’s an exceptionally well moderated (if a bit overzealous) community that allows for both the average person to ask seemingly impossible, very specific questions as well as academics to express their knowledge and passion for those very same super specific topics they find fascinating; but have difficulty finding an audience to listen to them in their day to day lives.

I’m imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it’s a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.