If you HAD to choose between Communism and Fascism

Oh no, please don’t force me to make this choice, it’s impossible.

Slow news week? Just make some shit up!

Of course the post-gamergaters have been making shit up from the jump. Come to think of it so were the gamergaters and pre-gamergaters.

Nobody drives in New York, there’s too much traffic.

Yeah I love em. But then again I love anything with wing sauce in it.

I feel like, because you can see the moon moving towards the sun for the hours leading up to the eclipse, and see it moving away from the sun in the hours afterward, you’d be able to put two and two together even if your sense of scale is way off.

Plus there’s gonna be institutional knowledge whether you’re agricultural or not - eventually you’re going to see multiple eclipses, and eventually your tribe will have elders telling kids about them, and eventually someone will think to record when they happen and start being able to predict them.

Mar-a-Lager

Damn that’s a good one Trump could become a billionaire again if he sold this.

I don’t know why I felt compelled to look it up, it’s exactly as awful looking as it sounds.

I guess it’s a very specific fetish? But if so it’s extra gross because the character is like fourteen.

I remember getting a trophy from being on a soccer team that lost every single match we played except one - and the one match we won was against another team that lost every single match they played except one of the two games that they played against us.

My mom displayed that shit. I took it down and threw it away in the night, don’t remember if she ever said anything about it.

I wasn’t even salty about being on the team. I was on a lot of sports teams, some that I hated and some that I had fun on, and that was one of the fun ones. I’d just rather remember hanging out with friends than losing almost every single saturday for three months.

AMERICANS BUY OPTIC AND FOREGRIP OF CHEAP DEPARTMENT STORE INSTEAD OF MANY CARTRIDGES OF PRACTICE. SOME BUY TWO HUNDRED RUBLE LASER AND TWO THOUSAND RUBLE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES SO THEY CAN PRETEND TO BE FASCIST MURDERER SPECIAL FORCES KILLING CIVILIANS OF DARK SKIN COLOR WHILE NOT ABLE TO HIT BROADEST SIDE OF BARN. AMERICAN MARKSMANSHIP HAS FALLEN FAR SINCE DAY OF MARINE CORPS TRAINED MARXIST PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSIN LEE HARVEY OSWALD.

I mean it’s a pretty typical wish fulfillment “the girl who is so pretty she intimidates everyone is actually extremely shy but she opens up to ME” so I can’t get too chuffed about it. I only sat down to read it once for about an hour and never went back.

The one that made me feel the way you describe is Nagatoro. Like my god man grow a fucking spine.

If ironic internet fans could get Morbius a second theater run, they could make this happen.

YIMBY logic is that the new apartments will depress prices in the older apartments, so even if it works the way they think it does (it doesn’t) it still has the baked-in assumption that poor people should live in lower-quality housing because they’re poor.

Yo Videogamedunkey is on a roll lately, lmao

Make me fries.

sad guitar solo

Oh damn I just won some money counting cards I should buy one

Discard a stadium in play

Smash the state, comrade!

It’s absolutely wild how “we’ve run the numbers and found that we can save the most lives by spending this money on mosquito nets” got turned into “we must put money into tech companies in order to prevent a hypothetical AI from causing our future clones to suffer infinite misery”.

If any political story of my lifetime has disabused me of the notion of electoralism, it’s watching how the system has absorbed AOC and put her on the path to be the next Pelosi.