Marry her harder

Never have I done anal.

弟兄們，今天星期三

Mandarin. I can speak Taiwanese as well.

你會哪些語言？(Traditional Chinese)

That’s about it. I am an interpreter and translator between English and Chinese.

I’m a 1, and yes I watch porn to collect “materials” to concoct the most perfect porn in my head that no one has seen and will never see.

Rent in Peace by Psychostick. Lovely song.

Ah yes, I too possess the signature look of superiority.

HAHA! Best joke of the year! If only it was a joke…