9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

Neat.

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

plant some tools in their gardens

I plant vegetable and flowers in my gardens.

I have narrowed it down to something that’s pretty exclusively used to preserve pork

I don’t know of any preservatives that are exclusively used for pork. I’m a butcher so I have pretty good knowledge of that stuff. I didn’t really expect it would help you but I thought I’d take a shot in the dark.

I don’t really feel like I’m missing out anyways.

Grocery store sausages, definitely not.

Some ideas you’ve probably already considered:

• Nitrates and nitrites: in pretty much every commercial sausage. May be listed in the ingredients as curing salt or Prague powder.

• Onion or garlic powder

• Breadcrumbs

• Emulsifiers: in any kind of hotdog or Weiner where it’s all blended and looks smooth, as opposed to a sausage where you can actually see little pieces of fat and meat. Listed in the ingredients as some kind of gum or some kind of glyceride.

I don’t know whether to believe the meme or the comment on the meme.

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Unfortunately a lot of doctors seem to take pride in it, and any suggestion that they could be unsafe due to fatigue is taken as a personal attack against their flawless integrity.

Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.

✅ Flesh-rending claws

The target being the executives who will approve the marketer’s work.

So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years … possibly more.

All my homies hate fahrenheit.

No, you just “seek new opportunities” while collecting your fat severance compensation.

Yes, many times. You’re wrong, it’s perfectly possible, and I know because I’ve done it myself.

No, it’s great advice, and if they can’t figure out to google “native flowers in my region” after that then they really are hopeless.

Why is the onus always 100% on the people trying to help, while the newbie gets a free pass on not putting in effort? Frankly if the newbie put some effort in they probably wouldn’t have even needed to make the post in the first place.

Of all the hobbies and random niche things I’ve taught myself on the Internet over the course of 15 years, I’ve only ever had post questions twice. Whatever question one is asking has already been asked and answered. Very, VERY rarely is someone looking for information so niche that it doesn’t yet exist on the Internet.