Are you aware how much a printed newspaper costs nowadays? Are you also aware how few have a newspaper subscription or buy them at a stand?

Harry Potter and the underlying of Pop in the USA

Let then then, it’s nice and cool in the morgue and with some luck you can become an undead

Yes but a morel does not have a porous underside, hence I’d be careful anyway. As for chanterelles, I feel like you don’t really have much room to mistake it for something else. However it’s been sometime since I went into the woods and I’ve always disliked the English naming for mushrooms and basically don’t know any in English

I live in Europe. Just go by the rule of thumb, if you’re unsure, do not eat. Does it have a porous underside, if yes, most of the times edible. Does it have lamelles, if yes, be careful. Apart from the very dangerous ones, that you should know. If you’re a bit knowledgeable, take a pinch and put it in your tongue, if it’s spicy or stinging, it’s not edible. Is it neutral, it’s likely to be edible. If you go by that order you should be fine. Never forget number 1 though.

You apparently have a shitty mushroom guide.

Digital slug race. Call a bookie, we need some betting

Meanwhile I don’t have any clue as I only disable my PSU with a switch.

What the f*** is this? Where’s my TÜV? This is even a German license plate, what the third-world-hell is going on here