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sir your vehicle has testicular cancer
the name would have been EstradiolValorant… but i don’t play valorant
baby trans girl figuring it out - formerly MorelaakIsBack - pfp is the gamer girl from nash romi’s comic ‘gamer girl’
sir your vehicle has testicular cancer
Bio Bidet by Bemis
I gotta tell ya fam, that is… a bad name for a line of bidets. I am instantly suspicious of your bidet. the image of a bidet shooting my butt with something that is clearly NOT clean water springs into my mind unbidden when you repeat the phrase “Bio Bidet”
the disassociated lefty to painfully insightful doomer girlboss pipeline is measured down the length of a needle full of estrogen going into a thigh
found too infirm to stand trial
sorry kamala, he already did
gimme da gril pil
the resemblance is uncanny
getting a low back tattoo CW LEWD BUTT
if you say “tits and an ass” that counts as one wish
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first they came for frijoles, and I did not speak out, for the refritos made me gassy
without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?
oh this one’s a gem, a real “Pluto’s Pluto” ya know?
I’d use it to wave hello as would be the custom
this is the idf’s army corps of engineers getting really fucking bored and deciding to increase the ambient racism with a trebuchet that sets crops on fire
looks like you can’t off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE
haha gotcha! c/fakenews strikes aga… oh
chiquita, formerly the united fruit company, which, well, you know… (wikipedia)
The Banana Massacre was a massacre of workers of the United Fruit Company, now Chiquita, that occurred between December 5 and 6, 1928, in the town of Ciénaga near Santa Marta, Colombia. A strike began on November 12, 1928, when the workers ceased to work until the company would reach an agreement with them to grant them dignified working conditions. After several weeks with no agreement, in which the United Fruit Company refused to negotiate with the workers, the conservative government of Miguel Abadía Méndez assigned Cortés Vargas as military chief in Magdalena department and sent 700 from the Colombian Army in against the strikers, resulting in the massacre of 47 to 2,000 people.
lmao that is certainly a range, wikipedia. which do you think the real total is closer to, hm?
“too good for badposting”
he’s been terminating the happy hour 2 for 1 beers and tacos deal
the fruit of the nutbird vine (invasive species, cognitohazardous)