PILLS AND SHEER M’FING WILL! AROOOOOOO!
SAY IT WITH ME: AROOOOOOO!
BARB COME BACK MY HOG STILL CRANKS IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE MORE TO GET IT GOING NOW AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I HAVE TWO SIDES: CRANKED AND GOBLESS
AND YOU CAN SEE BOTH OF THEM ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK, M’FER!!!
HE’LL YEAH THIS IS BOMBASS! KEEP CRANKIN!!
TO CELEBRATE FRIDAY, I RODE MY HOG TO THE MCDONALD’S DRIVE THROUGH AND CRANKED CHICKEN MCNUGGETS INTO MY MOUTH WHEN I GOT HOME.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE I RODE SAFELY AND UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!
GET RILED!!!
SOUNDS LIKE A FLAVOR BOMB WENT OFF IN YOUR LUNCHBOX!
IF YOU FORGET YOUR’RE HOG WON’T BE THE ONLY THING LEAVIN SKID MARKS!!!
IF YOU DON’T GET IT JUST AROOOOOOO UNTIL YOU DOOOOO
HE’LL YEAH ANOTHER RILED MFER!
AMEN! CRANK YOUR HOG AND FLUSH YOUR LOG!!
I GOTTANUFF OF MY OWN CAN’T GIVE A CRANK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE’S RIGHT NOW
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGAAAROOORRROOOO!
M’FER READS DRINK TOO MUCH AND SQUEALS HIS TIRES ABOUT ALCOHOLISM.
TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE. THAT’S THE M’FING QUESTION!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WHISPERING BEDWETTERS IN HERE??!? THE PACK IS RILED AND LOUD AROOOOOOOOO!!!
NOTHING FEELS QUITE LIKE WAKING UP HEALTHY AND READY TO CRANK! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IF IT’S GOT TIRES OR T-CELLS I’LL MAKE IT SQUEAL!!!
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