With obese kids

We must credit the great thinker, Ace Ventura for giving us an insight into the talking anus

It’s really not difficult with dogs. Feed them less and exercise them more, especially in water if they’re super fat. They will whine and moan and complain that you’re “starving them” but it will work, and they’ll lose the weight.

I kinda wish someone could force me to lose weight like that honestly.

Shitty owners let their dog get obese

It’s funny how people say this, yet when original movies come out, nobody goes to see them. Disney is a good example. People removed that Disney only makes sequels and reboots and doesn’t make original movies anymore. Yet the original movies they’ve released over the last 2 years have flopped and people don’t go see them. Strange worlds, wish, etc all failed. And the moment they release a sequel it makes a billion in the box office.

It’s no wonder they make more sequels than originals. They’d be stupid and bad at business if they didn’t.

I’m sure there’s a pretty big overlap of members of the Afghanistan Mujahideen and the Taliban that followed it

I remember when Rambo 3 was about Rambo teaming up with basically the Taliban.

I didn’t realize the moon was ever anything but just a dead rock floating there

What’s wrong with asking?

I never help a female coworker who needs assistance or guidance cause I’ll just be accused of mansplaining. So I let them drown and get called an asshole who doesn’t help so you lose either way.

Think of him as a doctor

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There is no true leftists to people who actually want to push people away from being left

Interesting how many of these articles keep popping up that hold only one party accountable and try hard to change the subject of the election and Trump’s felonies

I was listening to a self help book about bad habits and it keeps going on about video games=time waste, don’t do it. Honestly that’s bullshit and I’m sick of that viewpoint. What if that’s what I like to do in my down time to relax? Why is playing video games a bad habit but watching a movie isn’t?

My favorite Hulk Hogan lie is that he once wrestled 400 days in one year. Not matches, days.

He also claimed to have been approached by Metallica as well as the rolling Stones to be their bass player.

He claimed that he was Darren Aronofsky’s first choice to star in the wrestler. Aronofsky denied this.

Claims he partied with John Belushi after WrestleMania 1. Belushi died 4 years before WrestleMania.

Claims he got a spooky phone message from Roddy Piper after Piper died.

Says Elvis was a Hulkamaniac. Elvis was a big wrestling fan but died years before Hulk Hogan ever set foot in a ring.

Says that the UFC wanted him, and that he fought a couple of Pride fighters in the 80s. Pride wasn’t around till the mid 90s.

Claims he tore every muscle in his back slamming Andre and that Andre died days later. Andre did most of the work on that sham and Hogan didn’t do much lifting, and Andre lived another couple years after this.

That he got tickets for a make a wish kid who wanted to see him win. And saw the kids empty seat at the event and won it for the kids memory

Claims he never took steroids.

Claims he’s not racist.

Lost all respect for him when I found out he signed a petition to pardon Roman Polanski and still supports him to this day

If you use the word “opportunity” I’m out

It’s definitely made me filter out quite a few people out of my life