NormalPerson@lemmy.worldtoWorld News@lemmy.ml•‘Time is now’ to step up efforts for Ukraine peace, says Germany’s Scholz
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10 days agoWell la dee da, fancy pants! I gotta make sure this ox stays in good health during the harvest so I can pay back the loan I got for said ox and getting my kids into college.
Don’t even get me started on the pack of wargs what’s been attacking my livestock! The ones we have took down don’t even make good eatin’ less you throw em in a stew. Had me bowels ravaged fierce from the warg jerky we’s made, this candle coulda been blown out by a babe’s fart that day!
Stop, I can only get so depressed!
That’s my morning mantra in front of the bathroom mirror
Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant