No, he’s just a stupid, fat old man. He needs to retire and go take a nap.

Not true, he farted himself awake during a few of the important parts.

Sleepy pedo Donald is really low-energy and can barely speak coherently. He needs to drop out of this race.

Aside from not wanting to pay taxes and being a rightwing asswipe, why does he think moving to Texas is a good idea? They don’t have a functional power grid and it’s not an appealing place to live for any of his employees who have a half a brain.

He was deep down a K-hole and thought it would be a good idea to glue his own pubes to his upper lip.