I say it sometimes. Is “aight” a good enough bye, what about “later”? Sometimes if it’s a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

Baker Bucket is a good name for a gravity bong setup.

I take vitamin D about 5 months out of the year. Stupid fall back daylight saving time is part of it. Makes me furious my already battered mental health has to get worse from changing the clocks.

My man

Nah don’t get it wrong I get shit because I say tour instead of tore. Poem instead of pOh-ehm. Theatre instead of thee-ate-err

For fucks sake we say boozhwah or boojee.

Just sour.

Yep. Never knew people could smell them until today. I asked my wife and she can smell them. But they taste very sour.

It wasn’t just the Midwest. I lived in West Virginia (in a city) and I had no power for seven days. And yeah holy shit it was 100 degrees every day and maximum humidity. 300 year old trees were scattered around like nothing.

Pretty common in hilly areas in my country and especially my state. For my house, you have to climb about fifteen stairs to go in the front door and the back door is ground level. It’s a small one storey house.

When I get crazy stressed at work I sometimes flip the fuck out. I scream and curse things like motherfucking removed piece of shit where people can hear me. I’m a contractor so those people don’t know me or are just there at the place I’m working on. Occasionally I break shit when I get this fucked up.

I just came off two forced 80 hour work weeks no days off so it was pretty bad. I’m off now. I’m at peace.

Yeah I am the no plan kind of traveler. My wife is the general plan type and even we clash sometimes. I can’t handle the itinerary people. I’ve gone on trips with them but I won’t participate in their scheduled activities. For that reason cruises seem like the lamest way to waste money on travel to me.

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Part of the background noise really. I grew up with it so I’m used to it. I’m not really watchig the thing anyway, it’s just background noise while I do other shit. When it comes to PC, or something I’m actively watching, I don’t do ads at all.

TV is constant background noise that I don’t have to pick.

I’m talking ads you can’t avoid on TV. Yeah I’m so old I don’t have a screen in my face but across the room.

Maybe switch to antiperspirant? I did that many years ago and it really helped.

This is on cable TV. I don’t see ads online because I’m not a fucking idiot. I think cable ads are the same across the country but I’m not sure.

I’ve already been overly specific on this account and I don’t want to get doxxed. I install and service computer networks of a certain kind.

If I have to shit at work I must be sick. I haven’t shit at work in years. I shit once a day in the morning. I eat a lot of fiber.

The guy who suggested I don’t wipe my ass properly everyone!