MrZigZag

He had the fish removed from Picard’s ready room and he killed that fish in his office on Mars. He must really hate fish.

When the drive-thru is that backed up it’s often faster to just park in the lot and order inside.

Clearly you’re not a choosy mom.

Honestly I wouldn’t miss mosquitoes (at least the ones that bite humans).

“Call waiter” is also grade school “Pick me, I know the answer!”

Hamilton is a model railroader IRL which I suspect had something to do with his lavish descriptions of those space trains.

The US government’s standards for fuel economy paradoxically push car manufacturers to make bigger vehicles. The few mid-size pickups still available are now as big as full size pickups once were.

You’ve been out to Tannhauser Gate again, haven’t you?

Looks like a Pink Floyd album cover.

He is aware!

Wow it’s smooth too; I was expecting it to look like a creepy old Clutch Cargo cartoon.

Dear [redacted]

Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)

Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year

From [redacted]

Give kbin.social a shot, as far as I can tell it doesn’t even have a Cancel button.

HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn’t eat that claiming that he didn’t see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.

Fuck Jeff.

The future could be a Mad Max-esque hellscape so while the people of the future may not look back on us fondly, they will look back on us enviously.