Pentiment rocked but was a very small scale thing and your choices don’t really impact the plot.

If I weren’t giving that money to a homeless person I would probably be spending it on drugs and/or liquor anyway so it’s a lateral move at worst

Using the harrowing experiences of the “Israeli” hostages to prove to my mom why I shouldn’t have to do chores tonight

CW: Vaguely penis shaped object

When I’m explaining things I always say “what you have to understand is…”

Saying this shit while an untold amount of people die from lack of medical care in Gaza is some straight up ghoulish shit.

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Who need they rockussy ate

Apparently he left out the third verse, I sure wonder why

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler machine gun hand

A monumental day for drunk driving enthusiasts the world over

I bought a loosie off of a guy at a gas station. I am encouraging entrepreneurship

Critical support to 7th century monks for creating the idea of drinking your lunch

“I love all people,” he wrote on X. “While my intentions were positive, I just learned that people use those exact words I shared for hate towards Jewish people. That is not what I am about and I appreciate those who took the time to educate me on that fact.”

I had a prophetic vision of the Sermon on the Mound (I watched Kerry Wood’s 20K game on Youtube)

Light Copaganda but you reminded me of this

If I was the President of the United States, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back?

Ian definitely has a cuckold fetish look at that fucking smile