Possibly a few real ones, too!
Possibly a few real ones, too!
This is good for Bitcoin
This is fine.
Arguably, Biden has…
Ehh, I don’t really agree with my own statement. Yes, Biden has suffered loss more than most of us. It’s not on the scale of what Israel is doing to Palestine though.
There may be extenuating circumstances…
They fuckin’ better have been racking up social security benefits for me!
And with how shitty swipe keyboards, predictive text, and auto correct are, there are a LOT of edits.
Not if you’re Israel!
I honestly thought this was The Onion just based on the headline alone.
The best dry humor is that which the audience has to assume is meant to be funny, because the alternative is that it’s just the sad reality…
Just imagine if they hadn’t taken this approach. We might be paying for services and still not getting any privacy.
They’re just trying to de-legitimize what it means to be a sex offender. For, um, reasons.
You just succinctly summed up Steve Ballmer’s entire tenure as CEO of Microsoft.
Unless the plane has <30 seats I’m taking being weighed as I board as a huge red flag.
If this is the justification for ending US funding, then shouldn’t we also apply it to Bibi himself? It’s widely known that he supported Hamas. Why are we still giving him money?
And they’ve been hyper fixated on it ever since. A little weird if you ask me.
He knew that he was willing to help in the case of an emergency, but needed to double check that he was able before the stewardess came around and asked.
Good thing he checked too, because it turns out that no, he would not have been able to assist in an emergency. Well, other than opening the door and promptly falling out.
No way I’m getting close enough to make out the violin shape. I’ll just continue assuming they’re all brown recluses, tyvm.