Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating ‘follow up’ as ‘f/up.’

“Yeah we should be okay, I’ll f/up on that later today.”

“Hey are you able to f/up on this?”

“Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue.”

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.

Some have sensors that will really help heat food evenly and will adjust times and power levels depending on what you’re doing. Most are just default cook times, but if you haven’t tried it out, it’s worth it.

Double tap couldn’t hurt

Again?

I enjoy it. I like seeing what new bands or songs got my attention, the throwback to favorite songs from earlier in the year, and seeing how my tastes change over time. It’s fun.

Between all of the other big tech firms eating as much of my data as they can, I’m not too worried about Spotify sharing that I like Adele.

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…

I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.

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I cast Charm Animal.

Worked well enough for that Welsh sheep, should work now.

“Actually I’m gonna just write down people to not kill, everyone else is fair game.”

The latter is more a push by people with more resources than they know what to do with trying to hang onto those resources by inventing new problems for us to fight about.

We could accomplish so much more as a species of our goals were set on future generations and sustainability, but instead some 89 year old multi-billionaire needs another yacht to haul around his shriveled husk.

People own the woods.

Pony up, rents due.

Boner pills don’t usually result in suicide

hunter2

Right, the far-left liberal ideals of national-conservative populists.

You know, that thing that totally exists somewhere other than paranoid brains damaged by leaded gasoline.

Were there worse disasters than Chernobyl? Fukushima was in the same category but I don’t think it was as catastrophic.

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“It’s just yet another example of something we didn’t expect, but now we have to live with,” says Christopher Harley, a marine ecologist at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver

This caught me off guard as such a sad statement both for now and for whatever else climate change will decide to do.

There is no conceivable way to know the damage we are doing and yet the damage will be done and we will need to bear those consequences.

Is this the sequel to goatse?

So now our lower chamber of Congress is in stalemate because of a man whose only notable achievements are being universally hated and grooming young girls.