Ha, joke’s on you for thinking my phone is worth anything!

Oh dang you got a link for how to do it right?
Because I thought multiple layers of heavy duty foil was enough but now duckduckgo is saying it isn’t but not really telling me what is.

I once tested if I could get any packets in or out through both wifi and cell and wasn’t able to but while it was more advanced than just trying to call it, it wasn’t exactly the most rigorous test either, fwiw.

I know it’s actually a very toxic and damaging narrative but the mental images I have built up around the false idea of trans people seeking out cishets to befriend and “corrupt” them tends to amuse me.

Inviting them over to watch a movie but it’s just two hours of sissy hypno.
Offering them some candy with estradiol secretly mixed in.
“Oops, sorry I spilled all over your clothes, but while it gets washed here’s a cute little outfit I have lying around that’s coincidentally your size!”

If you need a temporary cage asap aluminum foil works. It just looks ridiculous.

Some early titles made extensive use of it but it was annoying and inaccurate.
So after it just made people mad, later titles dropped it.

Lair for example was basically unplayable until they patched it to allow for analog control as well.

Army of two also used it for the parachute sections but it also was not always accurate. It was on by default but could be switched to analog sticks in the settings.

I miss Yahoo Answers.
It was just straight up transparently stupid.

It’s even worse in person.

There’s a perfectly good reason why panels are curved on almost every other modern production automobile ever.

I always expected him to go to prison for a very long time if not life, but for like drugs fraud or robbing a bank or something.
Not for pulling an Ariel Castro.
And apparently the first time the lady called the police for help they picked her up brought her to the hospital then released her back into his custody.

The tarnish is often seen as unsanitary, though it’s not, and unsightly, so the upkeep can be a lot.
In fact a lot of brass and copper decorative fixtures are clear coated to prevent oxidation, but then they also prevent the antiseptic properties of the metal as well.

*Shinji looks over the balance sheets*
“It’s so fucked up!”

Birdetta wants to be called Birdetta therefore calling her anything else is deadnaming.

In fact there’s something more hilarious about LinkedIn shitposting vs when it’s done on “appropriate” sites because it’s the same energy as stuff unironically posted to it every minute of the day, but just taken a tiny bit too far. And even then not that much more. But nevertheless enough to show how utterly unhinged business culture is.

It’s just one of those things that comes up in casual conversation.

Where’d you go to school?
What do you do for work?
Where did you grow up?
If you could travel back into the past and kill Hitler as a baby, would you?

This isn’t shitposting? It’s gotta be. Just because LinkedIn is a “professional” site doesn’t mean that people won’t do bits on it.

Reincarnated as a scrum master into a world without office jobs.

The general idea that, if you’re on public property you shouldn’t expect privacy, didn’t really sound too horrible to me at first, until I realized just how many people can’t afford to rent land right now. And it’s only getting worse.

It’s implied that you can just keep producing the sweetener, from nowhere.
It don’t work like that.

She never actually produced the hot sauce iirc
She just claimed to have it

The past that gets memory holed is that it took the Dem messaging machine as a whole a day or two to realize, oh, this is not good, in response to social media backlash from individual progressives and especially Native Americans.

It was very much SHE SHOWED HIM for two days to an avalanche of this ain’t it comments before they realized how badly they fucked up.