Millions of years? Good thing Mars is 6000 years old!

It’s marked [Solved], so it should be fine 👍

There you go. Signed version of my pfp 👍

I have 69 followers on YouTube. Where does that put me?

Seeing dinosaurs like this always makes me wonder: had they not been extinct, where would life in Earth be nowadays? Which one would have taken a similar evolutionary path as humans and start walking entirely upright? Which would have started utilising their surroundings to their advantage like humans?

Which could have turned into actual Silurians?

Them: What did you spend the money on?!?

You with a new Lamborghini behind you: uh, can’t remember

I haven’t kept up with Standard for a while, but damn I’d love for them to come around to another Eldrazi-based set, just so I can have a proper Eldrazi deck on MTGA.

When was the last proper Eldrazi set? Oath of the Gatewatch? 2016?

With cellphones, at the very least it’s more a question of screen size more than anything. Phones got smaller, but screens got bigger. I’m guessing this is why - in part at least - folding phones are trying to become a thing; increasing screen size whilst staying small enough to fit in a pocket.

> tfw your maths teacher is the Princess of Equestria.

Do you think that’s funny, Butt-Head?

Yes, that’s the one! Thanks for reminding me!

Wasn’t Magikarp canonically tasty as hell? I’m sure that was either in the anime or one of the Pokédex entries.

We’ll be gone a long time before that.

A removed trampoline might invite some ultra wealthy aliens to watch it burn, though.

I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I don’t hate the idea of national service.

I feel like a nation that has a basic first hand knowledge of the army may be slightly better prepared in war time.

I have other reasons as well but sadly not enough time to elaborate right now.

I’m always happy to have it pointed out to me why my opinions are wrong, though, so have at me if you think it’s a terrible idea.

I do understand that this in itself is an appeal to the voter base, though. They don’t give a shit about the outcome of making it a thing.

They’re just happy to be included

Week they’re doing a good job of that in the UK at the moment. They’re mixing it with all sorts of chemicals to… make it safe? 👀

i WaS wEaRiNg My ArMoUr!1!

This is what came to my head:

I trust you deeply despite never knowing you or understanding your research methods because your wild guess about physics seems reasonably believable on a surface level and I shall not endeavour to confirm whether or not you’re actually correct, but spread it to others with misplaced confidence!

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