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1 year ago“I’m not dead!”
“I’m sure she will be soon, she’s very ill.”
I’m guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I’d prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin…
Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?
Do you remember when the British robbed everyone in the world? What a spree that was! What a spree.