Do you remember when the British robbed everyone in the world? What a spree that was! What a spree.

“I’m not dead!”
“I’m sure she will be soon, she’s very ill.”

I’m guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I’d prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin…

Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?

I might have misunderstood you (or maybe it’s different on PC), but there’s a list of all Lemmy communities available already: click on the Communities word at the top of the page: