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I like corn dogs.
Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.
I love everything Johto, not just the older stuff.
I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.
Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”
I like corn dogs.
“Excessive lens flare”
Star Wars: The Force Awakens:
That’s okay. I didn’t want to go to sleep tonight anyways.
Don’t look at me. I’m too lazy.
Use a space time machine. Problem solved.
Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.
There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.
Who says Mewthree can’t be a robot?
None. Since Mewtwo is already futuristic, what with the cloning and all.
We’d probably get a Mewthree instead.
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance. I was in awe with this show. Had waited years for it and was not disappointed! I loved the story and the set pieces were absolutely gorgeous. You could tell a lot of love and care was put into it. I was hoping they’d go all the way with this show and that it would end naturally as a full prequel story to The Dark Crystal.
But no. Netflix pulled the plug on Age of Resistance after the first season because it was too expensive. It still stings to this day.
I’d download Warzone just so I could run around dressed up as Fred or Shaggy.
The UK is just as bright on that map.
It’s interesting to observe this speeding train wreck from a distance.
Automatic win for Zero Sugar Slurm alone!
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I chose Mastodon to be my Reddit alternative. For one, I love the change of pace and how different it is. And secondly, I can post on Lemmy through Mastodon, which is the coolest thing ever.
You mean, are we a part of the same Fediverse? Yes. I’m actually replying to you right now from my Mastodon account! Still not over how cool that is!
But yeah, there’s a character limit. The instance I’m from is donphan.social. Our character limit is 1,008.
Will you keep it down? I can’t lurk with all of this noise!
ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!
DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…