Hyphlosion

While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

For me, that would be the 3D Mario games (or any Mario game, really).

I have over 70 hours logged into Super Mario 3D-Stars, and that’s just the newer way I’ve played these games.

ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!

DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…

I like corn dogs.

“Excessive lens flare”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

That’s okay. I didn’t want to go to sleep tonight anyways.

Don’t look at me. I’m too lazy.

Use a space time machine. Problem solved.

Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.

Who says Mewthree can’t be a robot?

None. Since Mewtwo is already futuristic, what with the cloning and all.

We’d probably get a Mewthree instead.

@Cheems

The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance. I was in awe with this show. Had waited years for it and was not disappointed! I loved the story and the set pieces were absolutely gorgeous. You could tell a lot of love and care was put into it. I was hoping they’d go all the way with this show and that it would end naturally as a full prequel story to The Dark Crystal.

But no. Netflix pulled the plug on Age of Resistance after the first season because it was too expensive. It still stings to this day.

I’d download Warzone just so I could run around dressed up as Fred or Shaggy.

The UK is just as bright on that map.

It’s interesting to observe this speeding train wreck from a distance.

Automatic win for Zero Sugar Slurm alone!

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