I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FREAKIN’ THINK NO MORE, MAN! GET OUT OF ME HEAD! GET OUT OF ME HEAD, MAN!

“The South African has invested in around 30 tech businesses” Another one

I like to imagine some lifelong law adhering lib judge finally finding a moment to do something redeeming and finding personal satisfaction

It seems like Ukraine needs to pitch a subscription model…

For a small price of $50 billion a month you can help us send just enough young men into the meat grinder that we maintain a stalemate with evil Putin.

If you are late for payment we will send our president to give you a 7 days notice that Putin will takeover/destroy everything here if you fail to pay. Interest is added if late due to men finding clubbing more interesting that dying when we don’t have artillery shells

I think there is a special level of cruelty involved with elite universities. They truly allow a student to pay nearly nothing if their parent aren’t well off (<70k annual income) but 1) the system isn’t built at all to support first generation college students 2) the system is built to accept students specifically from rich old money backgrounds.

Almost all students from the backgrounds that would qualify for ‘free college’ end up going to colleges where graduation rate is much lower and financial aid isn’t present.

It’s like patting yourself on the back and going wow 75% of our class comes from rich college prep academy’s who are often alumnus, what are the odds - they don’t even need aid!

“We found the previous president distasteful,” Salam said. “The previous president prevented our family and our friends and our colleagues from entering the country. But Mr. Biden killed them.”

Is it that hardcore of a stance to simply say that it’s the mother’s body and not allowing abortion (and especially inducing an early birth) at any point of gestation goes against giving them control of their own body?

White college grads at 4% “not at all justified” But under <$50k leads with 12%

And then… liberals lead all political categories with 11%

In 1969 there was…

Unfortunately I can only recommend to make fun of libs in Ann Arbor. But hopefully the weather underground is restarted

I feel like the sexual assault (and other harmful-to-others actions) is a tad more important than being a dumbass especially when it involves a violent sport that is only a game

Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

(What was the metaphor?)

Went back to college via online classes. Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

Not saying these are good actions, but

:lord-bezos-amused:

Turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit

Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted

Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

A police youth football league cut ties with him

Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

:sicko-hair:

The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he’s not getting sued) Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

:sicko-no: