Look at that guy lasting 3 minutes!

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that

She put a little Pedro in there. 30 years later and I still don’t know why

Lord of the underpants!

Only if Pube is considered as it’s diminutive!

The name of a guy that couldn’t let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

Maybe my mom tried to tell everyone about my personality just by giving them my names?

The only way to escape a name like that is to take a phallic rocket to mars and start a new colony

As a guy that has 5 first names, I take offense!

Should have made a joke with “nein”, but people would be Fuhrerious about it!

That wouldn’t fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!

Gilli gilli!

At least west-flemish language is UNESCO protected! In Charleroi they can’t talk normally either and the city has been in a forever mess

-The people’s front of judea. Bunch of splitters! -We are the people’s front!