Stop that, stop that! Go on, clear off! Go on, go away! And you, clear off! Bloody weather.

Maybe like a one million dollar fine? That’s a lot of money, you know.

“It’s okay, we can enshitify a little.” - the board at Mozilla probably.

Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

Is OP stupid?

Edit: Wtf OP was right after all?!

Freud is seriously the biggest Fraud in any …

Missed opportunity there.

“Kerosine is fuel Brian. Redbull is fuel. Kerosine is Redbull.”

Total chad response too.

I love everything about this.

Their spouses be like: “Please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it, please don’t catch it.”

Edit: Huh huh, just like with humans . Am I right fellas? 👴

I’ve been doing some thinking. Can this be salvaged? Can the dwarf be cured?

instead of the whole thing being consolidated into a black hole

How does that work?

It’s working. On behalf of all my dwarves I say thank you! 😁

My calculator says -2² = -4, so yeah…

Shouldn’t it be “Can you at least look …” instead of “Can’t you at least look …”?

I thought this was the creepy green alien plant stuff from Creepshow. And I’m still somewhat convinced this is actually the joke they’re making.

Let’s just say I’m the uncle you play chess with every now and then.

So I do not know what any of those questions mean.

It actually took me a minute 😅

From my experience, most of the time they’re healthier too!

A lot of store-brand products either don’t use as much sugar, or salt or saturated fats then their big brand counter parts.

I’m the Tony Stark.