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The humanoids we evolved from were at one point, not the only humanoids around. We coexisted with other, different species (neanderthals being an example). Homosapien is just the one that survived.

I’ve not read ‘B’ is for Burger personally, but The Shining is one of the best novels I’ve ever read. I always used to think that Stephen King must have fundamentally misunderstood something to dislike the film as much as he does, or that it was simply a matter of the book always being better than the movie, but after reading it, I no longer have any confusion as to why he feels the way he does. I still love the movie, Kubrick was an artist, but it pales in comparison. I can’t recommend it enough.

I would like to nominate this comment for hot take of the year.

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Gender bent, big tiddie goth Bugs Bunny 'bout to make me act up 🥵

It’s a leftover from reddit. A comment would be marked as “edited” if you changed anything after posting it, and since some people are shitheads and change their comments to say completely different things after people have already replied to them it’s just a way to inform people that the edit you made to your comment was just to fix typos and not anything significant

I vibe with this hard

I feel dumber for having read this

You should check out Hell House by Richard Matheson. Stephen King called it “The scariest haunted house novel ever written” and that’s coming from the guy who wrote The Shining. (Also read The Shining if you haven’t already)

That sir, is bubble wrap.

Sure did, not sure it was worth it tho.

Bro I was really constipated for a couple days once and I remembered that my Grandma used to drink that to help, so bought a bottle and drank a glass, one single coffee mug’s worth. I shit straight liquid, pissed out of my ass like 3 times, it burned. Prune juice is dangerous man.

Soon as I get off work I’m stoppin at the beer store on the way home. Been up since 6 am, I could use a couple drinks

I read this while taking a shit. How appropriate.

As someone from Pittsburgh that also doesn’t really follow sports, I know that the Pirates lost and that that was pretty much expected

I did, and while it’s certainly leagues better than somewhere like NYC or Pittsburgh, it’s far from what I would consider beautiful. So many samey high rise apartments, gross.

Again, to be clear, not saying Suburbs are the better option, I just hate the way they look

Literal clown take. Mad cuz bad.

Never said suburbs were better, I just think that cities are ugly af when compared to nature. That’s all I meant.

Bro I’ve been stung exactly twice (both at the same time, stepped on a yellow jacket nest) my whole life, am I just lucky?