The old masters of art.

Aphids can reproduce sexually through a process called parthenogenesis. So no need for the husband bug for the summer at least

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid

The blood pigeon seeks the human kernel

Koalas have a pouch so they can carry all their tools and pack out any trace evidence.

Scientists discover new gender - the hamosexual.

Australopithecus afarensis here.

In cultural context, worf was a probably a progressive dad. But his kid was even more human than he.

*then

They’re trying to make scoliosis sexy again.

It’s simple. Public high schools are rated according to class passing rates and overall graduation rates. Colleges are rated on the reputations of their graduates. So there’s a conflict in standards. As long as high schools have to “teach to the test” and hamstring teachers from fairly rating student abilities, students will never be truly ready for university.

They conveniently left off the 3 month oil changes, grease fittings, transmission fluid, gear oil, brake fluid, power steering fluid, etc. Cars have a lot of fluids and after market additives that people use to try and pass the inspection tests. Also the corruption where people pay off the inspectors to make sure the vehicle passes

Too bad it’s not turtles all the way down.