That’s what the crystal balls are for.

That’s a different list.

My dude was that alien that killed Welshie. Except they volunteered instead of getting kidnapped.

Yes I am jealous. I know I wasn’t the only 13yo workshopping scripts when TNG was still being made.

It’s a song!

Jolly Roger isn’t a pirate flag. But somehow we just know.

Put the phone down, scratch your nuts, and go to sleep ffs.

Congrats?

That was the best?!?

I thought that X was a brand of CP.

r/therapy and r/anxietyhelp

I’m sure this will go well.

Probably a LOT younger

It’s normal in a silly mustache disguise!

Like offices?

Everything is dicks.

Tin foil is not a recommended replacement for most applications of electrical tape. In case someone gets some bad ideas lol

Fucking Spain

Money?

No, you can’t see it.

Is that like the Spirit Airlines of private jets?

Zuck should just pay to have all the Goodyear Blimp follow Elmo around for a few months.