Starter dead. Battery insufficient to get it moving but will happily make horrible noises. Every warning signal alerted but no precise enough to actually identify the problem.

Yep…this fits too well.

🎶 Would you light my candle? 🎵

“You are a human too” for all people.

Camp Crystal Lake

No Swimming

Beware the Crocs

No favorite. Back doesn’t hurt. Maybe if I wait long enough that 4th ace will show up. It’s back discomfort. Yea. That sounds adult like.

But don’t you want to have what I’ve come to enjoy: Printer roulette?

Win, “printer”, enter…come on Printer and Scanner control panel, baby wants a new printer queue to kill that stuck job…dammit edge, no I don’t want to search bing for an inkjet.

Win, “printer”…, enter…come on Control Panel, you can do it…HP Smart Panel, you piece of crap

Definitely feeling some aggressive positive tendencies!