He’s not Not a Hitler

Yes

I love all the new variants, my favorites are the black wolf and the chestnut wolf

Fuck Pearson

UNNNNNFUNNY?!

I love the broom closet ending, that one’s my favorite.

Ohh, so that’s why Mark Watney was growing all those potatoes.

I think it’s from JonTrons Star Wars video game series

Wha?

Merry Crisis!

You can start a fire with a 9v battery and some steel wool.

My phone charger is on my desk across the room to keep me from doing this, sometimes it works.

Our neighbors cut down all the trees on their side of the property line, but its been about 2 years now and we’ve got our privacy back because all the stumps sprouted.

We have a lawn but have not once watered it or fertilized it. All we do is mulch the grass and any leaves that fall on it when we mow. I’m sure our neighbors hate how we’re patient 0 for the clover/dandelion “infestation” every year but we love seeing the bunnies in the morning.

He stole my soap!

What do you mean this doesn’t qualify for student loan reimbursement?

I wish

“You Won’t Believe What This Person Built for Their Crypto Farm”

Make it so he’s showing his hands, trying to convince people he’s a real human.

Literally just finished watching this, who are you and what are you doing in my house?