I used to rent Blast Corps all the time from Blockbuster! I remember it being fun but everything’s fun when you’re 8

Not trying to split hairs here, but the shooter was the only fatality

A blimp doesn’t seem super feasible on Mars due to the low air pressure

I wouldnt call it dishonest, it covers the general sentiment of the full quote

The deer one is chronic wasting disease

For anyone that hasn’t seen this, it’s the best SNL sketch in years https://youtu.be/jDF6SuYmqBM?si=4I-27_8ZaaH9Dado

Self sealing stem bolts

I mean, we have nuclear weapons

“One water. Room temperature.”

Oh Rottie, Rottie, Rottie

That’s really a great looking suit

That’s a great graphic

It’s not like Obama personally shoved a rusty bayonet up Gaddafi’s ass

Oh, cool. Show us the evidence

Wasn’t it destroyed?

Beetlejuice?

If you like physics platformers, this is a really fun game

Day-o is a straight banger. Especially the one on the Muppets

If only they all had the same moral fortitude as checks notes …Jeff Sessions???

They actually both shot on the Paramount lot next to each other. It made it really easy for cameos and such