Tom Cardy is a bit obscure but boy does it feel good to drop one of his songs at the right time! The set up was too perfect, so thanks for posting about Human Centipede!

Obligatory Red Flags

How does one join the Riker clan?

Blue Man Group

That’s what I thought as I was watching it, but I thought it was some 5D chess thing that I was too dumb to see. I thought, “they’re gonna need two more field goals or another touchdown anyway.”

The ONLY thing I can think of is that they were thinking too far ahead and assumed the TD+2 was in the bag and wanted to prevent a FG loss. Even then that’s a HUGE assumption.

Yeah, you said it best. It makes ZERO fucking sense.

Can anyone explain why the raiders opted for a field goal there instead of going for it?

I don’t know if you’ve seen it, but someone does a Chief O’Brien comic about the absurd events he gets into.

Chief O’Brien at Work