Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

They believe their side has a right to those lands because they are gods chosen people, according to their own religion. Without religion what excuse would they have to commit genocide against “the others”? Those lands have been fought over for thousands of years, and every one of those battles was against non-believers.

How about we all stop pretending god is real and help each other before it’s too late?

Arachnids win.

I don’t see him eating crayons, probably not.

Urethra is a weirder name for a dog

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

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Why is all of group 18 good until the bottom? Radioactive or worse?

Futurama also did it with “Refreshing Crack!^TM”

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Oh oh oh Amadeus

13 months of 28 days with an extra holiday at years end, it works so much cleaner than what we use.

They used the song for an American win at the 2012 London Olympics, as well as “Werewolves of London” for a British win, a song with the line “little old lady got mutilated last night”.

“Anytime you think I’m being too rough, anytime you think I’m being too tough, anytime you miss-your-mommy, QUIT! You sign your 1240-A, you get your gear, and you take a stroll down washout lane. Do you get me?!” - Eugene Krabs

Oops we keep accidentally bombing refugee camps instead of our enemy, teehee.

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Clumsy Bludgeoning please!