Yeah… So fuck you for this… And…

You spelled “Behemoth” wrong. It’s clearly spelled “Medina Station”

Right? Besides, we’ll be welcomed as heros who financed the victors!

I’m not an Apple fan by any by any means, but what a junk article! “Apple may reduce the clock speed of the processor”? C’mon! They do plenty of shitty things to dislike them for already. We don’t need to reach for hypotheticals…

I think it speaks volumes for how stagnant phone innovation has become when their marketing campaign is centered on the metal the frame is made out of.

LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

That sent me down a wiki rabbit hole. The poor man’s body was a tourist attraction… and someone stole his leg!

Out of all of the problems we have, this joker decided this made up one was actually worth his energy and effort. What a fucking stupid time to be alive.

Funny thing is… I actually like Broncos fans. You guys had one of the best subs on that other site. I kind of miss the rivalry.

But nah… I need like 20-0 before I’m good. I watched you all win 3 Superbowls AND take Neil Smith! Everybody hates the Raiders, but the raiders have had one good year since I’ve been a fan. The Broncos though? You guys used to always kick our asses.

Well get ready… cause that man’s gonna hand you two more Ls this year.

And you deserve this. I’ve been a Chiefs fan since the 90s. I watched John Elway and Peyton Manning smash us year after year. It’s your turn!