Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don’t miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn’t scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

Who doesn’t want to collect virtual garbage for hours

Muss!

If the fire is big enough, it’s only one fire

People dumb enough to buy flamethrower dogs setting a whole state on fire is an imaginary scenario?

Americans can’t even tell people what gender their kid will be without setting a forrest on fire, now they want flamethrower dogs?

80 dollar game btw

They break mods too.

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Because you look pretty fucked up.

WHAT? NOT THE FOOD GUY WITH A GUN.

There is a massive climate catastrophe before there is another even bigger climate catastrophe before considering climate action.

Also a chicken can’t hold a knife and fork

No, i’ll die. What a question

That’s by far not the worst theorie i heard.