Yes, please don’t come to Paris. It’s crowded enough as it is. Also we’re all very rude.

It can also be done with blades.

"Sure thing boss, I make all my wallpapers with it "

Doesn’t it also only support Microsoft Office formats?

The number of people not from the US is actually surprisingly large.

Well, books lasted much longer.

But they have to come down weekly to poop. What a chore.

And they said Germans couldn’t make fun jokes?

I think it’s mostly because a lot of users here are quite new. After a few years, you just want to do things with your system, not to it.

Back in the 90s I was all for breaking stuff and installing weird shit all the time (distributions were also much more rustic at the time). Nowadays, the less I notice my system, the better.

(So I run Tumbleweed)

So you’re saying there are no cats? That could be a problem.

Marine est le Febreze sur le cloaque du RN.

Ceux qui ne se déplacent pas pour voter pour d’autres que le RN sont de facto d’accord avec l’élection de candidats du RN.

Edit: je vois qu’il y a beaucoup d’électeurs RN ici.

You don’t have to install Ubuntu on those laptops. I don’t really understand his point. He wants snaps?

My microwave oven has a kill switch though.

And I’m not sure if it has any degree of autonomy.

The terminal killed my dog and raped my wife!

Do the bacteria in you consider you to be one of them (so to speak), or are you just a cruise ship?

Can’t the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It’s in the manual!

Same here. That’s pretty much a myth. I also have a couple laptops that still have a small windows partition and never had any issues.

That happened ages ago and gets blindly parroted to this day. I’m fairly convinced it’s the same with the nVidia stories.

Please send any testes you have laying around to PO box 609 for testing.

For science!

With browsers it added up to a few seconds of difference per day. It was completely preposterous.