Everything is wide enough for a billboard of you’re brave enough.

That’s right. I was someone who fell into the “they’re red tories” trap during the Blair years. We were spoilt and didn’t know how good we had it.

Putting these figures into a prediction with tactical voting percentages has the Lib Dems forming the opposition. Pretty wild.

He said “sets”. I assume that in gym parlance that’s how you ask how many more repititions they are going to do before they leave it free. Whenever I’ve been in a gym I just wait until they fuck off.

Kiss my ass

Actually, it’s a reference to the third book. I forget its title.

Happy 40th birthday!

Rimming world surely?

I mean, if you’re going to shoot someone five times, surely you have a bullet to spare.

It would be an awful lot creepier if they were pictures of you.

Like Utah, dumb-dumb-dumb dumb-dumb

I have been supporting it. I haven’t starred in a single Holywood movie since it began and I haven’t written shit.

Until a moose power - fucks the servers

Little Mix

If you Google his name and go to images they mostly seem to be off him with the kind of self satisfied look of someone who is proud to have tied their own laces that morning.