In the end, I don’t care what lifestyle my job can afford if I don’t have the time to enjoy it.

3 years can be a very long time, though.

MAANG sounds like a Superman’s villain

the idiots drinking raw milk

The health influencers such as Saladino and Paltrow helping turn back the hands of the clock and throwing common sense out the window

I would have put JK Rowling peeking in

The dog on the right has got its own spoken word side project

Lick the dog’s face first. Assert dominance.

Why not both, tho?

Luke 19:45-46: Then he entered the temple and began to drive out those who were selling things there; 4and he said, “It is written, ‘My house shall be a house of prayer’; but you have made it a den of robbers.”

Why would anybody think that the US could have beef with settlers killing civilians?

“It just like me fr fr” (cit.)

Cracking one open with the boys

OP is about to reinvent anarcoprimitivism

It can also be argued that Belgian predatory colonialism at least facilitated the emergence of HIV

The reconstructed Neanderthal flute has a capability of 3½ octaves and all contemporary music genres can be played on it. It is possible to perform a series of musical articulations and ornamentations such as legato, staccato, double and triple tonguing, flutter-tonguing, glissando, chromatic scales, trills, broken chords, interval leaps, and melodic successions from the lowest to the highest tones (via Wikipedia)

There is also a video of Ljuben Dimkaroski playing a replica of the flute.

“Other priorities”: if men needed abortion they would be able to get them at a fast-food drive through while they are waiting for their order

Even better, he didn’t marinate it before roasting.

Because of low digital literacy

When we kids there would always be someone who would rush home to look stuff up on the encyclopedia and get back with the results

The great constitutional rights of living in a country where schools have to debate whether to run active shooter drills.